Do you find these clever and humorous?
- Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip round the sun.
- The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the bathroom.
- If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
- Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).
- If you’re living on the edge, make sure you’re wearing your seat belt.
- An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
- It’s not hard to meet expenses…they’re everywhere.
- Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.
- Old people shouldn’t eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.