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 Witticisms: “a remark that is both clever and humorous”

Do you find these clever and humorous?

  • Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip round the sun.
  • The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the bathroom.
  • If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
  • Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).
  • If you’re living on the edge, make sure you’re wearing your seat belt.
  • An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
  • It’s not hard to meet expenses…they’re everywhere.
  • Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.
  • Old people shouldn’t eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.

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