Do you find these clever and humorous?
- I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through.
- It was all so different before everything changed.
- Nostalgia isn’t what is used to be.
- Old programmers never die. They just terminate and stay resident.
- A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle.
- I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.
- It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
- Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip round the sun.