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¬†Witticisms: “a remark that is both clever and humorous”

Do you find these clever and humorous?

  • I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through.
  • It was all so different before everything changed.
  • Nostalgia isn’t what is used to be.
  • Old programmers never die. They just terminate and stay resident.
  • A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle.
  • I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.
  • It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
  • Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip round the sun.

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