Do you find these clever and humorous?
- I started out with nothing…I still have most of it.
- Some days you’re the dog, some days the hydrant.
- I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
- Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded.
- If all is not lost, where is it?
- It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
- If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
- The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.