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 Witticisms: “a remark that is both clever and humorous”

Do you find these clever and humorous?

  • I started out with nothing…I still have most of it.
  • Some days you’re the dog, some days the hydrant.
  • I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
  • Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded.
  • If all is not lost, where is it?
  • It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
  • If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
  • The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.

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