A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her small daughter was very sick with a fever. She left work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication. She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the car. She didn’t know what to […]
Tag Archive 'funny stuff'
My wife and I love each other. I rub her back and she massages my ego. When he who lives in a glass house invites he who is without sin for dinner, bad things can happen. You can’t stop progress, but you can unplug a good chunk of it. A chrysanthemum by any other name […]
I want to become a vegetarian, but I’m not sure I can quit eating meat cold turkey. I paid my psychiatrist with a reality check. Do fishermen live in the reel world? You want to know a really, really hugely annoyingly bad habit? Over-exaggeration.
Six year old Annie returns home from school and says she had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks; “How did it go?” “I died of shame!” she answers. “Sam from over the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at the […]
Posted in 1K Word Pictures on Sep 27th, 2012
On my son’s birthday this poster reminds me of him. I can see him doing this on a test. It is not the answer the teacher was looking for but technically I think you can not say it is incorrect. Happy Birthday Son and keep them smiling!!! There are times when the “right” answers are […]
Today I started a brand new adventure- teaching in a community college. I will let you know from time to time how this journey is going and perhaps some new ideas we find along the way. It is billed as a Sales and Marketing course, but in reality, it is a class on life since […]
I had the pleasure of attending my mother-in-law’s birthday bash yesterday. As the old saying goes, she is “one in a million”. In fact, even though she was one of 12 children, I believe God broke the mold when he sent Pearl to be in this world. One of the things I noticed is that […]
Posted in A Funny Thing Happened... on Aug 13th, 2012
When you are dissatisfied And would like to go back to youth, Think of Algebra.
Some advice from my friend Mike D:
Posted in A Funny Thing Happened... on Aug 2nd, 2012
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. ’Yes, Dad, what is it? ‘ ‘Don’t be nervous, son; Do your best and just remember, If it doesn’t […]