Here is a sign from the Sprint Zone at the world famous Daytona 500. We were in the land where Beer and Water cost the same. Not sure what that says.
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On a recent road trip to Florida we encountered this sign posted outside one of the Welcome Centers. It made me wonder why there is this raging debate in the US of A over Gun Control. As the sign clearly points out they seem to have it handled.
This sign was hanging near the cash register of a place we dropped into for lunch. It speaks for itself.
Yesterday was my birthday. I celebrated the 29th anniversary of my 30th birthday with my family and many of my friends on Facebook. A confession- I am a bad Facebook friend. I seldom comment or wish folk’s Happy Birthday. Now I feel bad as it was really wonderful to get a number of greetings from [...]
Here is one of the most watched videos on the internet. At 62 million hits it is way behind “Charlie bit my finger” which clocks in at over 200 million views. Young David asks one of life’s big questions in this video- right near the end- when he wants to know if his current confused [...]
Posted in A Funny Thing Happened... on Dec 10th, 2012
Kids today wear helmets for almost all their activities. Well back in the day (as they say) we too had to be prepared. If you think the bike helmet is a new idea then think again! I guess girls were too smart to actually need a Super Helmet 7.
In a local church one Sunday morning, a preacher said, “Anyone with ‘special needs’ who wants to be prayed over,please come forward to the front by the altar.” With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, “Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?” Leroy [...]
Some days the best thing about my job is that the chair spins. My life no longer needs an extreme makeover. Now it just needs a complete do over. A friend of mine has a nose ring. She keeps the volume pretty low, though, and sets it to “vibrate” at the movies. I’m not too handy [...]
A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her small daughter was very sick with a fever. She left work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication. She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the car. She didn’t know what to [...]
My wife and I love each other. I rub her back and she massages my ego. When he who lives in a glass house invites he who is without sin for dinner, bad things can happen. You can’t stop progress, but you can unplug a good chunk of it. A chrysanthemum by any other name [...]
I want to become a vegetarian, but I’m not sure I can quit eating meat cold turkey. I paid my psychiatrist with a reality check. Do fishermen live in the reel world? You want to know a really, really hugely annoyingly bad habit? Over-exaggeration.