Some days the best thing about my job is that the chair spins.
My life no longer needs an extreme makeover. Now it just needs a complete do over.
A friend of mine has a nose ring. She keeps the volume pretty low, though, and sets it to “vibrate” at the movies.
I’m not too handy with tools. I once got my finger caught in a screwdriver.
Yesterday I pushed my luck. It was clearly too weak to move by itself.