An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.
‘Yes, Dad, what is it? ‘
‘Don’t be nervous, son; Do your best and just remember, If it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife….’