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My wife and I love each other. I rub her back and she massages my ego. When he who lives in a glass house invites he who is without sin for dinner, bad things can happen. You can’t stop progress, but you can unplug a good chunk of it. A chrysanthemum by any other name [...]

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I want to become a vegetarian, but I’m not sure I can quit eating meat cold turkey. I paid my psychiatrist with a reality check. Do fishermen live in the reel world? You want to know a really, really hugely annoyingly bad habit? Over-exaggeration.  

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Six year old Annie returns home from school and says she had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks; “How did it go?” “I died of shame!” she answers. “Sam from over the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at the [...]

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Happy Canadian Thanksgiving! A solid tradition if there ever was one. In Canada this weekend marks the real end of summer. The first part of fall is often called ‘Indian Summer’ (if you can still use that term?) and it is through the  sharing of the thanksgiving turkey that  we come together to remember the [...]

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Back to School

Today I started a brand new adventure- teaching in a community college. I will let you know from time to time how this journey is going and perhaps some new ideas we find along the way. It is billed as a Sales and Marketing course, but in reality, it is a class on life since [...]

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I had the pleasure of attending my mother-in-law’s birthday bash yesterday. As the old saying goes, she is “one in a million”. In fact, even though she was one of 12 children, I believe God broke the mold when he sent Pearl to be in this world. One of the things I noticed is that [...]

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When you are dissatisfied And would like to go back to youth, Think of Algebra.      

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Some advice from my friend Mike D:

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An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.  ’Yes, Dad, what is it? ‘ ‘Don’t be nervous, son; Do your best and just remember, If it doesn’t [...]

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Beautiful Ego

Before Peggy Sue became engaged, she was quite the beauty, and she didn’t mind letting her boyfriend know it, too: “A lot of men are gonna be totally miserable when I marry,” she told him. “Really?” asked the boyfriend. “And just how many men are you planning to marry?”

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